Shortcuts Used At Anywhere:

AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AKA - Also Know As
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
B4 - Before
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BBL - Be Back Later
BBS - Be Back Soon
BCNU - Be Seeing You
BFN - Bye For Now
BRB - Be Right Back
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTW - By The Way
BYOH - Bat You Onna Head
CFV - Call For Votes
CU - See You
CUL - See You Later
CUL8R - See You Later
DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When...
EG - Evil Grin
ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F - Face To Face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
FFS - For Foobars Sake
FUBAR - Foobared Up Beyond All Recognition
FOAD - Foobar Off And Die
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYI - For Your Information
G - Grin
GA - Go Ahead
GBH - Great Back Hug
GBH&K - Great BackHug & Kiss
GR&D - Grinning, Running & Ducking
H - Hug
HB - Hug Back
HH - Holding Hands
HHOJ/K - Ha Ha, Only Joking/Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha, Only Serious
HIWTH - Hate t When That Happens
IAE - In Any Event
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IBN - I'm Buck Naked!
IDK - I Don't Know
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
JAM - Just a Minute
JASE - Just Another System Error
J/K - Just kidding
K - Kiss
KB - Kiss Back
KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
L8R - Later
L - Laugh
LMAO - Laughing my a** off
LOL - Laughs Out Loud
LYLAB/S - Love You Like A Brother/Sister
MORF - Male Or Female
MOTAS - Members Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTOS - Members Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Members Of The Same Sex
MUD - Multi User Dungeon
NIFOC - Naked In Front of Computer
NFW - No Foobaring Way
NRN - No Reply Necessary
OBTW - Oh, By The Way
OIC - Oh, I see
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTT - Over The Top
PD - Public domain
PMJI - Pardon Me, Jumping In (when you interrupt a conversation)
PMFJI - Pardon me for jumping in (same as above)
PITA - Pain in the a**
POTC - Peck On The Cheek
REHI - Hello Again
RFD - Request For discussion
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing (also ROFL)
ROTFLMAO - Roll on the floor laughing my a** off
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTFM - Read The Foobaring Manual
RUOK - Are You OK?
S - Smile
SB - Smiles back
SITD - Still In The Dark
SNAFU - Situation normal, all foobared up
SO - Significant other
SOL - Stuff outta luck (not us)
STFU - Shut the Foobar Up
SW - Shareware
SYL - See You later
TANSTAAFL - There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU - Things are really foobared up
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TNX - Thanks
TNX 1.0E6 - Thanks a million
TTFN - Ta Ta for Now
TTYL - Talk To You Later
VEG - Very evil grin
VES - Very Evil smile
VWG - Very wicked grin
VWS - Very wicked smile
W - Wink
WG - Wicked grin
WRT - With regard to (also with respect to)
WTF - What the Foobar?
WTH - What the hell
WTHDTM - What the hell does that mean
YKYBOTLW - You know you've been on-line too long when...

@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
14AA41 One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2NITE Tonight
411 it means: info
4ever Forever
86 Out Of or Over
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 About To
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADR Address
AEAP - As Early As Possible
AFAGAY - A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP - A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
AFAICT - As far As I can Tell
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIU - As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFAP - As Far As Possible
AFAYC - As Far As You're Concerned
AFC - Away From Computer
AFDN - Any F***ing Day Now
AFIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI - A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AFZ - Acronym Free Zone
AGKWE - And God Knows What Else
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIH As It Happens
AIMB - As I Mentioned Before
AIMP - Always In My Prayers
AISE - As I Said Earlier
AISI - As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. - Also Known As
ALAP - As Late As Possible
ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG - Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP - As Many As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AML All My Love
AND Any day now
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AP Apple Pie
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATST At The Same Time
ATW All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AYK As You Know
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because?
B/C Because
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
BAG Bursting A Gut
BAK Back At my Keyboard
BAU Business As Usual
BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCNU Be Seein' You
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEOS Nudge
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFN Bye For Now
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD Back In The Day
BKA Better Known As
BM Byte Me
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNF Big Name Fan
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But What Do I Know?
BWO Black, White or Other
BYKT But you Knew That
C/P Cross Post
CB Chat brat
CFV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CID Consider It Done
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
COB Close Of Business
CofS Church of Scientology
C-P Sleepy
CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
C-T City
CTC Choking The Chicken
CU See You
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUNS See You In School!
CWYL Chat With You Later
CY Calm Yourself
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYL See You Later
CYT See You Tomorrow
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DETI Don't Even Think It
DF Dear Friend
DGA Don't Go Anywhere
DGT Don't Go There
DH Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU - Do I Know You
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIY - Do It Yourself
DKDC - Don't Know Don't Care
DL Download
DLTM - Don't Lie To Me
DMI - Don't Mention It
DNC - Does Not Compute
DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
DUST - Did You See That?
DWYM - Does What You Mean
DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW - Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK - Eating at Keyboard
EG - Evil Grin
EL - Evil Laugh
EM? Excuse Me?
EOD - End Of Day
EOM - End Of Message
ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
EULA - End-User License Agreement
EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
F2F - Face-to-Face
FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE - Fatal Error
FF - Friends Forever
FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FISH - First in, Still Here
FITB - Fill in the Blanks
FO F*** Off
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOC - Free of Charge
FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
FRED - F*#king Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL - Faster Than Light
FTTB - For The Time Being
FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB - F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWD - Forward
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYI - For Your Information
FYIFV - F*#k You I'm Fully Vested
FYM - For Your Misinformation
GA - Go Ahead
GAL - Get A Life
GALGAL - Give A Little Get A Little
GBH - Great Big Hug
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running
GG - Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN - Gotta Go Now
GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL - Good Luck
GLYASDI - God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT - Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY - Got Nothing But Love For You
GOK - God Only Knows
GR&D - Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 - Great
GRRRR it means Growling
GSOAS - Go Sit On A Snake
GTG - Got To Go
GTGB - Got To Go, Bye
GTGP - Got To Go Pee
GTH - Go To Hell
GTSY - Glad To See Ya
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
HAGD - Have a Great Day
HAGO - Have A Good One
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HAND - Have a Nice Day
HB - Hurry Back
HD Hold
HF - Hello, Friend
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ - Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS - Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee
HOHA - HOllywood HAcker
HTH - Hope This (or That) Helps
HUA - Heads Up Ace
HUGZ - Hugs
HUYA - Head Up Your A**
I 1-D-R - I Wonder
IAC - In Any Case
IAC - In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAITS - It's All In The Subject
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IANAE - I Am Not an Expert
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IAT - I Am Tired
IBRB - I Will Be Right Back
IBT - In Between Technology
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IC - In Character
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
ID10T Idiot
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGI - I Don't Get It
IDK - I Don't Know
IDKY - I Don't Know You
I-D-L Ideal
IDM - It Does Not Matter
IDST - I Didn't Say That
IDTS - I Don't Think So
IEF - It's Esther's Fault
IFAB - I Found A Bug
IFU - I F***ed Up
IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP - I Get The Point
IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO - I Have No Opinion
IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***in Place
IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR - If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC - If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IIWM - If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On
My Keyboard
ILU - I Love You
ILY - I Love You
IM - Instant Messaging
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMS - I Am Sorry
INMP - It's Not My Problem
INNW - If Not Now, When
INPO - In No Particular Order
IOH - I'm Outta Here
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ISS - I Said So
ISTM - It Seems to Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
ISWYM - I See What You Mean
ITM - In The Money
IUM - If You Must
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO - In Your Opinion
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J/C Just Checking
J/K Just Kidding!
J/W Just Wondering
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAM Just a Minute
JK Just Kidding
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JT Just Teasing
K Okay or All Right
KBD Keyboard
KFY Kiss For You
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOK Knock
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LAQ Lame Ass Quote
LD Long Distance
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LIFO Last In First Out
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMK Let Me Know
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTNS Long Time No See
LWR Launch When Ready
LYL Love Ya Lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
M8 or M8s Mate or Mates
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF Mother I'd Like to F***
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MM Market Maker
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
MSG Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/T No Text
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
N-A-Y-L In A While
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD No Big Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NCG New College Graduate
N-E-1 Anyone
N-E-1 ER Anyone Here?
NFI No F***ing Idea
NFW No F***ing Way
NG New Game
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIM No Internal Message
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMQ Not In My Queue
NM Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMP Not My Problem
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTK Nice To Know
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUFF Enough Said
NW No Way!
NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW Oh By The Way
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC Oh, I see
OK All Correct
OLL On-Line Love
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMG Oh My Gosh
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOC Out Of Character
OOF Out Of Facility
OOI Out Of Interest
OOO Out Of Office
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OS Operating System
OT Off Topic
OTOH On the Other Hand
OTP On the Phone
OTT Over the Top
OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ stands for: Australia
P&C Private and Confidential
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PD Public Domain
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLS Please
PM Personal Message
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PO Piss Off
PONA Person Of No Account
POOF Good-bye
POS Parent Over Shoulder
POV Point of View
PS Post Script
PU That Stinks
P-ZA Pizza
QL Quit Laughing!
QS Quit Scrolling
QT Cutie
R&D Research & Development
R&R Rest & Relaxation
RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RBAY Right Back At Ya
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RE Regards or Hello Again
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really F*#king Rich
RFS Really F*#king Soon
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL Real Life
RLF Real Life Friend
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMM Read My Mail Man!
RN Right Now!
ROFL Rolling on the Floor Laughing
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM Right On The Money
RSN Real Soon Now
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RU Are You?
RUMORF Are You Male Or Female
RUOK Are you Okay?
RUUP4IT Are You Up For It
RX Regards
RYO Roll Your Own
S2R Send To Receive
S4L Spam For Life
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED Said Enough Darling
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
SH Sh** Happens
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL Sh** Out of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SorG Straight or Gay?
SRO Standing Room Only
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STFU Shut The F*** Up
STM Spank The Monkey
STR8 Straight
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think?
SYS See You Soon
TAFN That Is All for Now
TAH Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS Taking A Shower
TBA To Be Advised
TBC To Be Continued
TCB The Trouble Came Back!
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That is For Darn Sure
TFH Thread From Hell
TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TGIF Thank God it Is Friday
THX or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLGO The List Goes On
TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk to You Later
TM Trust Me
TMI Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA Temporarily Not Available
TNC Tongue In Cheek
TNX Thanks
TOM Tomorrow
TOT Tons of Time
TP Team Player
TPC The Phone Company
TPTB The Powers That Be
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTG Time to Go
TTS Text to Speech
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTUL Talk to You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later
TVN Thank You Very Much
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC To Whom it may Concern
TXS Thanks
TY Thank You
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U You
U2 You Too?
U-L You Will
unPC unPolitically Correct
UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
U-R You Are
U-R W-S You Are Wise
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture Capital
VEG Very Evil Grin
VFM Value For Money
VM Voice Mail
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t
VSF Very Sad Face
W/O Without
WAD Without A Doubt
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAI What An Idiot
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WB Welcome Back or Write Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WC Who Cares?
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WF Way Fun
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh**
WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
WOG Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WRT With Regard To or With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The F***
WTG Way To Go!
WTH What the Heck
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM Without Thinking To Much
WU? What is Up
WUF? Where are You From?
WWY? Where Were You?
WYCM? Will You Call Me?
WYP What's Your Problem?
WYRN What's Your Real Name?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT Whatever You Think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
X-I-10 Exciting
XME Excuuuuse Me
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
YA Yet Another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
YCT Your Comment To
YDKM You Don't Know Me
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YHM You have mail
YIC Yours In Christ
YKW? You Know What?
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YW You are Welcome
YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired

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Asin Masin
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Pedes Pedas
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Kanthel Tebal
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Thowo Panjang
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Anak Wedok Anak Perempuan Nyai / Embah Datuk Perempuan
Buyut Nenek Oneng-oneng Moyang
Bapak Bapa Pak Cilik Pak Usu
Bibik Mak Saudara Paman Bapa Saudara
Biras Biras Putu Cucu
Ipea Ipar Ragil Anak Bungsu
Kakang Abang Sapian Atas Si Bungsu
Mbok Cilik Mak Usu Sepupu Sepupu
Mertuo Mentua Yaie Datuk Lelaki

Mengenal Anggota Tubuh Badan

Jawa Melayu Jawa Melayu
Alis Kening Jempol Ibu Jari
Ba'tuk Dahi Jeriji Jari
Bokong Punggung Kuku Kuku
Berengos Misai Kelek Ketiak
Cangkem Mulut Kuping Telinga
Dengkol Lutut Lambe Bibir
Dodo Dada Moto Mata
Endas Kepala Pipi Pipi
Gulu Leher Pundak Bahu
Gorok'an Tekak Pupu Peha
Gi'tok Tengkok Rai'e Muka
Geger Belakang badan Sikut Siku
Ilat Lidah Tungkak Tumit
Irong/Congor Hidung Untu Gigi
I'thep Bulu mata Weteng Perut
Jenggot Janggut Wet'thel Pusat

Mengenal Arah

Jawa Melayu
Kulon Barat
Kiwo Kiri
Kidol Selatan
M'buri Belakang
Ndu'ur Atas
Ngisor Bawah
Lor Utara
Ngarep Depan
Tenggen Kanan
Wetan Timur

Mengenal Hari

Jawa Melayu
Ngahad Ahad
Senin Isnin
Seloso Selasa
Reboh Rabu
Kemis Khamis
Jemuah Jumaat
Setu Sabtu

Mengenal Perbuatan

Jawa Melayu Jawa Melayu
Angop Menguap Ngumbah Mencuci
Kerjo Kerja Ngelangi Berenang
Mangan Makan Njagong Duduk
Melaku Berjalan Ngomong Bercakap
Mbelayu Berlari Ngombe Minum
Mancah Menebas Ngawe-ngawe Melambai2
Mboco Membaca Ngalo Menghalau
Me'nek Memanjat Ndangak Mendongak
Ngelangkah Melangkah Sedakep Berpeluk tubuh
Nguyu Ketawa Turon Baring
Nulis Menulis Turu Tidur
Nyebul Meniup Taren Meminta izin
Nyolong Mencuri Wat'thol Mengadu

Mengenal Pertanyaan Yang Biasa Di Dengar

Jawa Melayu
Arek lungo endi? Nak pergi mana?
Anak'ea wes piro? Dah berapa orang anak?
Bapak mu ono nong omah? Bapa awak ada di rumah?
D'halan iki mareng endi? Jalan ini menghala kemana?
Jeneng mu sopo? Siapa nama kamu?
Kabare Wak? Apa Khabar Pakcik?
Kelambi kue wes dikumbah? Baju itu dah dicuci?
Kerjo dak dino iki? Kerja tak hari ini?
Kue wes rabi? Awak dah kahwin?
Ngawe opo kue? Buat apa tu?
Omah mu nong endi? Rumah kamu dimana?
Pukul piro saiki? Pukul berapa sekarang?
Seko endi kang? Dari mana bang?
Sa'iki kerjo nong ndi? Kerja dimana sekarang?
Wes mangan opo urung? Dah makan ke belum?
Wes m'bengi urung turu neh? Dah malam, belum tidur lagi?

Mengenal Peralatan Rumah

Jawa Melayu Jawa Melayu
Beladi Baldi Mea'joo Meja
Bok Buku Omah Rumah
Beel Kalender Peso Pisau
Cangkir Cawan Parang Parang
Cokin Tuala Redio Radio
Ceret Cerek Susuk Sudip
Ciplek Selipar Sepatu Kasut
Dapur Dapur Sen'dok Sudu
Jamban Tandas Sendelo Tingkap
Keloso Tikar Sorox Laci
Kaus Katil Top'ples Balang
Kasur Tilam Tabir Langsir
Kemul Selimut Talipon Telefon
Kampak Kapak Tapisan Penapis
Lemari Almari Wajan Kuali
Lawang Pintu Wuwung Bumbung

Mengenal Nama Haiwan

Jawa Melayu Jawa Melayu
Be'bek Itik Kelabang Lipan
Boyo Buaya Kambing Kambing
Banyak Angsa Kampret Kelawar
Bulus Labi-labi Lembu Lembu
Coro Lipas Manuk Burung
Cecek Cicak Mencawak Biawak
Iwak Ikan Macan Harimau
Kucing Kucing Pitik Ayam
Ke' tek Monyet Tawon Tebuan
Kadal Mengkarung Tunggeng Kala jengking
Kudoo Kuda Ulo Ular
Keboo Kerbau Uler Ulat
Kinjeng Pepatung Walang Belalang
Kodok Katak Wawong Kumbang

Mengenal Buah-Buahan

Jawa Melayu Jawa Melayu
Cemedak Cempedak Manggis Manggis
Ciku Ciku Nongko sabrang Durian Belanda
Dhuren Durian Pac'he Mengkudu
Gori Nangka Pisang Pisang
Jeruk Limau Rambe Rambai
Kates Betik Rambutan Rambutan
Kelopo Kelapa Semongko Tembikai

Mengenal Perasaan

Jawa Melayu
Benci Benci
Getun Menyesal
Gerem Geram
Gumun Hairan
Jemu Bosan
Kangen Rindu
Kaget Terperanjat
Mesak'kea Kesian
Sayang Sayang
Seneng Suka
Sukak Gembira
Welas Simpati